Throughout all 5 Seasons Pam Swynford De Beaufort has had famous quotes or notable quotes.
Quotes by PamEdit
Season 1 QuotesEdit
- "I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago"
- That "thing" owes me a pair of shoes.
- "There's vampire in your cleavage. Allow me."
Season 2 QuotesEdit
- 'Now, why'd you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator."
- "This is not just about your relationship, you infatuated tween. There's a bigger picture."
- "Can I kick him?"
- "There's vampire in your cleavage."
Season 3 QuotesEdit
- "Sookie stop, don't, come back."
- "Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah."
- Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.
Season 4 QuotesEdit
- "I will give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me, and if you don't I will personally eat, fuck, and kill all three of you!"
- "Are you fucking retarded?!"
- "You need to be somebodies or you won’t be somebody at all".
- (about Eric) "Shame for you then.. he pulls good string".
- "I can put up with a lot, but when you fuck with my face its time to die!"
- "Convene your sheriffs so we can kill this uppity wiccan cunt"
- "You're a Viking vampire god!"
- "We traveled the world together. Killing, fuckin', and laughing."
- "Spare me the dyke in the woods routine. Girls, don't squabble. There's plenty of me to go around."
- "You fucking cunt, I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and us you as a hand warmer!"
- "Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror."
- "Sookie i am so over Sookie and Her Precious Fairy Vagina and Her Unbelievably Stupid Name Fuck Sookie!"
- "Let this good people practice their constitutional right to be fucking idiots."
- "Do not tell me you'll put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress."
Season 5 QuotesEdit
- "Turn her, I don't even like her!"
- (after seeing a dead Debbie and Tara)- "Color me impressed, you guys know how to party."
- "The head would be up there"
- "There is dirt... in my bra!"
- "I am wearing a Wal-mart sweatsuit for ya'll, if that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is."
- "Let bygones, be bygones; bi-girls, be bi-girls."
- "Do you know what happens to women like me when we get old? We’re pariahs. we die alone in the dark."